pythons beach photo contest mixtape
i heard that spring is here or at least on the way. but remember the beach photo contest? well, the pythons beach photo mixtapes are now in the hands of the winners. personalized mixtapes featuring hand-made paper crafts; the same ones in this promotional video:
to avoid any possibly related suicides, zap gun, pythons friend and confidant, created non-personalized, down-loadable podcasts of the beach photo mixtapes.
side A .m4a
side B .m4a
if your media player or hand-held device won’t play this file, try downloading the mp3 version (which, unfortunately, comes with no chapter breaks and less pythons related pictures.)
side A .mp3
side B .mp3
(note: we worried possible related suicides could occur after seeing the pythons beach photo contest mixtape promotional video which could then create an overwhelming desire to hear the mixtape and realizing you never sent in a beach photo.)

pythons - alligators death roll
alligators death roll

you can download it here: pythons alligators death roll .zip
beach photo contest update
the beach photo contest is officially over. we’re making the tapes right now. for those of you whoe didn’t send in beach photos, here’s a taste of what you’re missing: i’m paranoid .mp3
pythons cassette tape contest rules

1.0 five (limited-edition) sixty minute cassette tapes will be dubbed.
1.1 cassette tapes will consist of pythons upcoming release, alligators death roll, and outtakes.
2.0 the five best beach photos (submitted) win a tape.
2.1 beach photos are photos with beach-related elements (like swimsuits and/or sunglasses).
2.2 photos may be (digitally/analog(l)y) altered.
2.3 email your photos to us.
2.3.1 if you cannot email your photo, email us for a (physical) address.
2.4 photos will only be seen and judged by pythons and their two personal chefs.
2.4.1 there are also two members of pythons.
2.5 nude photos will be disqualified.
3.0 must have working tape player to win.

WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO ENTER.